Top Ten Reasons to be A Girl
10. You can ask for help loading your car at the store and no one gives you a hard time.
9. You can wear a skirt when it's really hot outside and pants would stick to your legs
8. Guys are expected to hold the door open for you AND
7. You usually get to places first because "Ladies before Gentlemen"
6. You don't have to enter into the draft if you don't want to
5. You can cry at a movie without getting ragged on by the masses
4. You can watch Chick Flicks by yourself
3. Our clothes are just better. More colorful.
2. You can pretend to be ditzy when you don't want to talk to a guy.
1. The fate of the population lies with you - let's just call it POWER. hehe.
Wohoo.
